I will smack your face off of your face!

(Source: nutstradamus)

Aug 19 2014 - #The birthday boys

Is it weird that I am filled with the urge to give people gifts

I just really want to buy people shit right now

What an asshole


why is a baby kangaroo called a joey? very obvious.

kangaroo -> pouch -> pocket -> jeans -> joey in friends wore jeans.

Aug 19 2014








My spirit animal.

Aug 19 2014 - #Parks and Rec


okay but when you have holocaust survivors and people who were activists during the civil rights movement supporting mike brown and then KKK members and neo nazi’s supporting the officer you should be able to figure out which side is the right one.

Aug 19 2014

(Source: zerosara)

Aug 19 2014 - #Comedy bang bang

(Source: msfili)


text posts on tumblr about things happening in school be like

Aug 18 2014

I am not some starry eyed waif here to succumb to your… your pelvic sorcery!

(Source: daily-mcu)

Aug 18 2014 - #Gamora#GOTG

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Aug 18 2014 - #Return to OZ


Internationally-acclaimed singing sensation Celestina Warbeck (sometimes known as ‘the Singing Sorceress’) hails from Wales. Her father, a minor functionary in the Muggle Liaison Office, met her Muggle mother (a failed actress) when the latter was attacked by a Lethifold disguised as a stage curtain.

Celestina’s extraordinary voice was apparent from an early age. Disappointed to learn that there was no such thing as a wizarding stage school, Mrs Warbeck reluctantly consented to her daughter’s enrolment at Hogwarts, but subsequently bombarded the school with letters urging the creation of a choir, theatre club and dancing class to showcase her daughter’s talents.

Frequently appearing with a chorus of backing banshees, Celestina’s concerts are justly famous. Three devoted fans were involved in a nasty three-broom pile up over Liverpool while trying to reach the last night of her ‘Flighty Aphrodite’ tour, and her tickets often appear on the black market at vastly inflated prices (one reason why Molly Weasley has never yet seen her favourite singer live).

Celestina has sometimes lent her name and talents to good causes, such as raising funds for St Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries with a recording of Puddlemere United’s anthem ‘Beat Back Those Bludgers, Boys, and Chuck That Quaffle Here’. More controversially, Celestina was vocal in her disagreement when the Ministry of Magic sought to impose restrictions on how the wizarding community was allowed to celebrate Hallowe’en.

Some of Celestina’s best-known songs include You Charmed the Heart Right Out of Me and A Cauldron Full of Hot, Strong Love. Her fans are usually older people who love her grandstanding style and powerful voice. The late 20th-century album You Stole My Cauldron but You Can’t Have My Heart was a massive global hit.

Celestina’s personal life has provided much fodder for the gossip columns of the Daily Prophet. An early marriage to a backing dancer lasted only a year; Celestina then married her manager, with whom she had a son, only to leave him for the composer Irving Warble ten years later.

Aug 18 2014 - #HP#pottermore


i still can’t believe peter quill saved the galaxy with footloose and friendship

(Source: superboys)

Aug 18 2014 - #space boyfriend#GOTG


Nurse Monk. Victim to the progress of mankind.



apprehensive shark would like 2 remind u of a thing

what the fuck is this bullshit

are y’all that damn sensitive y’all can’t hit a reblog button once in a wild in between posts about your shitty british tv shows

but this is the same people that tell Black people to stop being so sensitive when we’re all literally in danger of dying

and ain’t nobody going out their way to harass you for ignoring us if you feel guilty you deserve to

you don’t get a cop out for being a bystander when others are suffering

to be neutral is to side with the oppressor so fuck you

Aug 18 2014