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I will smack your face off of your face!

shinji-ikari-official:

this is a review for bioshock

(Source: goldenwebs)

Sep 20 2014 - #ha ha ha ha#BioShock?
  • *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  • *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
  • Sep 19 2014

    blackdenimjeans:

    unamusedsloth:

    First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it during TV interview

    Yaasss

    Sep 19 2014

    (Source: tampire)

    Sep 19 2014

    faehui:

    Today I didn’t buy a plastic skeleton, no, I bought a friend.

    Sep 18 2014

    lampsarepeopletoo:

    didnt expect to laugh but i did

    Sep 17 2014

    americxanhorrorstory:

    Ryan Murphy: Yes Evan Peters and Emma Roberts will have a relationship during Freak Show.

    AHS Fandom:

    image

    Sep 17 2014 - #American horror story

    (Source: iwouldfookthat)

    Sep 16 2014 - #Gravity Falls

    olanrogers:

    Lost Keys

    Sep 16 2014 - #Vines#Olan Rogers

    ifc:

    digg:

    THIS TINY HAMSTER IS GOING PLACES

    This is why the internet exists.

    I just want my high school to be a nice place. Amen.

    Sep 16 2014 - #heathers

    grandmaspubes:

    frankoceanfanclub:

    'Dont I get a hug' most cringeworthy line

    Creepy boys’ anthem

    itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

    waiter i appreciate your pastry but i am absolutely not eating this croissant

    Sep 16 2014 - #so cute!!#art

    denialsexbang:

    *busts door down*

    BARRY AND ROSS ARE PLAYING SIMS 4

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